Happy Easter

Well, it's Easter Sunday, and since I stopped going to church years ago and my religiosity has waned, Easter really isn't any different than any other day, other than I know that more stores than usual are closed. And that yesterday, any place where anyone could shop was friggin' packed. It's also a time of birthdays - happy birthday to Matt, my brother Dave, and his wife, Shannon.

Yesterday, Jay and I spent the day at his place of employment. He is very busy working on an animation, so I came in to help him get more mundane tasks done. I got to "process inspection photos". Wee! And right now I'm helping him "burn copies of the inspection photos". Wee! Actually, it's a lot of sitting and waiting for the computer to do its thing, so I decided I'd update my blog. I'll be driving out to my parents' for dinner (why do people eat dinner on holidays at like 1:00?), and hopefully I'll get to hang out with Laura who is in town for the weekend.

And this next week will be my last week commuting to may different courthouses (i.e., Lowell, Cambridge, Salem, Lawrence...)! I am finally getting put permanently in a courthouse. After over a year of not having any office to prepare my transcripts in, I'm being assigned to the new superior court session in Marlboro. [insert heavenly sound here] I don't actually know how LONG the Marlboro session will be there (three months? a year? three years??), but at least I won't be called every morning to go to a different courthouse.

So happy Easter, everyone, and eat lots of ham.

Things I did today

Well, Jay's flight finally came in... at 3:13 a.m. We ended up getting home about 4:30am, and I had to get up for work at 5:30. So I called in sick because I felt like a pile of poop. So I had a day off to get stuff done! I slept for most of the morning, though... but here's what else I accomplished:

I took Abe to get his nails clipped, because them things was like daggers! The girl who clipped his nails wanted to keep him. I wouldn't let her.

I went to an auto body shop to get another appraisal for my still-broken side mirror. Yes, it got sideswiped in October, and yes, I still haven't gotten it fixed. But sadly, I don't think there's any way around the $500 deductible. ::shaking fist:: Damn you, insurance!

And because my mirror has been broken for so long, my inspection sticker eventually expired in December, and I still hadn't gotten it renewed. I knew it wasn't going to pass, and I didn't know when I would be getting the mirror fixed, yadda yadda... so I procrastinated. Until today! I finally got my car inspected. It passed with flying colors, until it failed because it has no side-view mirror. Doh! But now I have sixty days to get it reinspected, and hopefully within those sixty days I'll find a nice auto body shop to fix my car.

Oh where, oh where has my fiance gone?

Jay's on his way back tonight, and his flight's delayed over three hours. Stupid snow! So I gots to pick him up at the airport because Logan Express doesn't go after midnight. Stupid schedule! We'll see how I manage the Big Dig in snow at 2am with minimal snooze time. I guess Jay's trip was a bit stressful, but I'm sure he'll go into detail on his Maya blog. I think you should visit there anyway, because he has a good rendition of him on an accident inspection.

Update on Friday's events

See Friday's post if you haven't to see how my printer wasn't working.
Now my printer's working.
Yep, it's printing things I tell it to print.
Don't know whyyy... don't know whyyy...
No, I'm serious, I don't know whyyyyyyy...

Quick recap of my dream

Had a dream that I wanted to kidnap and/or kill a very popular person (was he a rock star? don't know!), and I knew he drove a car with a Woodrow Wilson bumper sticker on it, or so I thought. I wanted to steal his car, so I eventually found it in a parking lot (no Wilson bumper sticker). The key was in it, don't know why... So I started driving, but it was a stick shift and I have no idea how to drive those. So I just ignored the clutch, which I know comes into play somewhere, and I don't even think the car was on so I was just lurching forward slowly ready to get hit by oncoming traffic. I finally started the car, and just told myself I'd stay in first, because that's what I thought the car was in. I ended up slamming into a snow bank and calling my mom for help, but she was mad at me because I made her buy CDs for Jay, so I was like, "Fine! I don't need your help!" I was pissed! Then somewhere in the dream I was in my friend from high school Cassie's house, and her bedroom overlooked beautiful cherry trees and cow pastures. I said, this is lovely! And she said, yeah, but there's a cow guillotine right in your line of sight. Right as she said that, I saw a cow's head get lopped off. It was kind of funny, because the scenery was so nice, and then you see a cow guillotine.

Now I have to get to work...

Best of Craig's List

I talked to Mikko today, and he suggested I go see an entry on the Best of Craig's List, specifically, an entry called "NO SEX TONIGHT!" from some time in February. Well, I read that, and it was funny, and I also looked through some of the other entries, and I just love the randomness and scathingness of them. Thanks, Mikko, for pointing that out, because it's great.


In other Indian Spring news, Jay and Abe and I took another walk at Ashland State Park. Usually we go to the dam and turn around. Well, we decided we'd walk all the way around the reservior. It doesn't look too big when you first walk into the park. But then when you go to the other side and start walking, it's like three times as big as you thought. And the trails go right by the shore, and the shore likes to jut inland a hell of a lot a hell of a lot of the time. So I heard someone say it's about 3 miles around, but it felt like 5. It was a nice walk, no doubt, but lots of it was icy and lots of it was muddy, and it was just a lot longer than I expected.

Then we went to John Harvard's and had beer and really tasty foods. We were going to go to John Stone's and have beer and cheese, but they looked closed (although I don't think they were). John Harvard's is good, man. The beer is always great, and the food is always great! I've never had anything I didn't like there. Very tasty.

Thirdly, wish Jay luck as he goes on a crazy accident inspection in Pennsylvania. He's flying out Tuesday and coming back Wednesday. He'll be working on the project probably nonstop for the next few weeks. Yay, work!

My dilemma

Sheesh! I took the day off today thinking I would be recoving from too much corned beef and cabbage, but instead I spent the whole day up until now running around like a long-tail cat in a room full of rockers. ?? I had to do an expedited transcript, no big deal. I typed it all out yesterday, so all that was left for me to do was print it. Well, when I hit Cntl+P, nothing happened. So I waited... and I tried again. The printer info window said that the document printed with no errors, only nothing was coming out of my printer. I really don't know how computers and the like work, so I had no idea what the problem was. The guy that wanted the transcript was showing up in two hours at our house, and I couldn't print!

So I remained calm. I figured I'd just email the file to my mom and drive out there to print it. Well, my outdated laptop doesn't have internet access, and I left the external disk drive in Lowell. (Yes, the computer doesn't have an internal disk drive.) Soooo... I would just call the guy that wants the transcript, tell him I need a few more hours. But then I couldn't find my PDA, and his phone number was on it! So now I'm like, what the --??? Luckily, after freaking out for about 20 minutes and trying to remember where my PDA was, I found it in my coat pocket. I called the guy, got some more time.

But now what to do? I figured I need to get the file onto a disk and print it out somewhere else. Staples, maybe? So I go there and ask if they can print WordPerfect documents. The girl didn't think they could... so I bought a $60 disk drive anyway, hoping it would come in handy along the way.

Then, genius struck. Dennis can help me! Hopefully! So I drive to Alpha Graphics, print shop of the future, and explain my situation. Everyone was in awe of my laptop with Windows 95 and WordPerfect 10. It's old! So after some borrowing of his disk drive, some downloading of driver software, some trial-and-error attempts to open the file in another format, Dennis says we should save the files as PDFs and they'll print. And they did! I was so excited. Dennis and Erik, you're my heroes. Thank you guys.

Now I'm still waiting for the guy to call me back so I can give him his damn transcript that wasn't worth my time to prepare. Doh!

Marathon Monday... a bust?

So no one has affirmatively responded that they are going to come to our Marathon Monday Slumber Party. ::sad face:: I guess it's tough for people to get Monday off. They should all pretend they live on Rt. 135 and tell their bosses, "Sorry, can't make it in that day." Then they should come over Sunday night and eat tasty foods and play horseshoes and drink beer and then wake up Monday morning and I'll cook them breakfast and then we'll watch the marathon. Yeah! ...No? ::sigh::

When the lights go down in the city

An Indian Spring guide to supplies for a blackout:

A and B: Scented candles. Preferably, cinnamon spice and fresh cotton, or two other scents that, when mixed, makes one dizzy.
C: Wine and wine glasses. Preferably, red wine that stains your teeth.
D: A flashlight. Preferably, you'll forget you had it, and only retrieve it about 20 minutes into the blackout.
E: Monopoly.

Yes, we lost power for about an hour and a half last night, which was actually pretty exciting. About an hour before the lights went out, I thought to myself, "This snow's really heavy; I bet this is the kind of snow that'd rip down power lines." Jay also thought earlier in the day, "We're going to lose power." Lo and behold, we did. Lots of strange coincidences actually happened yesterday... 1) there's a tree in our backyard with two trunks that look like they're hugging, and Jay and I both noticed it for the first time yesterday and we both thought, "That looks like us!" 2) that snowman we built eventually fell over, but we both looked out the window about 20 second before it did, and we both saw it collapse; 3) during Monopoly, Jay rolled doubles probably 85 percent of the time.

Okay, when I write it out, it doesn't seem like a lot, but it was, and it was weird!

Snowman mania!

Well, it's snowing again, and it's the weekend. What, pray tell, can one do when it snows? Build a huge freakin' snowman! Jay did most of the work, as when you compound 16 cubic feet of snow into a dense ball, it weighs a hell of a lot. I mean, I could get into the whole volume = width x height thing, if that even is a real equation, but just take my word for it. It was heavy. We raided the storage shed that's full of random stuff left behind by the previous homeowners (stuff like a Heineken wooden shoe), and Jay found pinwheels, so he put them on as eyes. They spin! Weeee!! Spinny eyes! So this is our snowman, and he's big.

iPod my photo

If you go to iPodmyphoto.com, if you give them $20 and a photo, they'll "iPod-ize" it to make it look like an iPod ad. Cheesy!

I know Photoshop to some degree. You can do this, too, people! Granted, I only spent about 5 minutes on my version, but I think it's pretty kick-ass.

Day off!

I have the day off today, because I have a doctor's appointment at 3:00 but didn't want to waste 80+ miles on my car to go to work for a half-day. So I have weird issues with days off. I feel like I should be really productive and clean and do laundry and all that crazy domestic stuff. (We all know I hate that crap.) But I'm also feeling like I should get some typing done, because I'm home and can get work done. But then the third part of me (the lazy part) wants to go sleep more and eat lots of food. We'll see which prevails. (So far the lazy part's winning. I've been sitting at the computer for an hour.)

So to mirror Kate's comment, I can't freakin' wait until warmer weather! What the hell are you supposed to do outside when it's 25 degrees and windy? There's snow everywhere so you can't just go romping round unless you want to get all... snowy and stuff. ::sigh:: We did go for a walk yesterday, however, until it got too windy and we turned back. That was good. I just want to be able to hang out outside.

I saw an ad for Target's Sean Conway outdoor stuff in Real Simple and really wanted an outdoor dining area. Maybe I'll try to plan out one on my day off...

I was hungry

I tried on wedding dresses yesterday, and my mom and Jay's mom (the two Bonnies) and my sister Jenn came with me. It was REALLY weird for me to be trying on such pretty dresses, because I think the fanciest dress I've really ever worn was my prom dress, which was ridiculously pink and lacy because I thought it was funny. Everyone says that when you try on the dress you end up wearing, you just KNOW it's the one. Well, I don't think I'll feel like that about any dress, because I'm not into that kind of stuff! I'm not very good at being girly, I'm realizing...

So anyway, I didn't have time to eat beforehand because I didn't plan well, and we all know that Boris, my tapeworm, rears his ugly head mostly all the time. So I was very very hungry and started to get dizzy. Jay was in the area, so he was sweet enough to pick me up a snacker sandwich from KFC, but geez, I was in a store with lots of really expensive dresses and couldn't just eat it out in the open! So I hid in the dressing room and ate it. The dressing room smelled like fried chicken. I hope the lady helping me out didn't smell it.

The enigma of blogging

So thanks to everyone who showed up for Jay's party this past Saturday! We had a great time. Don't forget to remember our Boston Marathon party on Sunday, April 17th into Marathon Monday, April 18th.

So Alley Party's blog has been stagnant, as has my yet-to-be-updated Erin Talkin' Ye-a blog, and even this blog isn't all that excitement-worthy. Maybe it's something about winter that makes me not want to spend the time blogging... or it just be ADD. I'll go with the latter.

I shouldn't say the winter weather makes blogging stagnant; far from the truth, Dennis's blog, Pat and Kate's blog, and Jay's new blog are updated frequently with very interesting content. I just don't possess the attention span to stick to the same subject, find cool websites to link to, and post pictures to link to.

Has anyone seen my keys?